ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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