it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
did you just send me my own nude
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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