My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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