Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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