It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm passing your future prison.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
