AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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