I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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