that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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