If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Alive.
So much puke
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I need to calm my uterus...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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