I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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