I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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