Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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