He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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