I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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