Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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