I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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