Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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