i think i have herpe
just one?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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