dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
