this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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