i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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