I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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