I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
that is very illegal...i love you.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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