I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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