It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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