i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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