So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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