this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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