woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I will pee on everything he values.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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