i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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