i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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