If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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