After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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