I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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