We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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