ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
