Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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