He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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