he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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