Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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