Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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