the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
too bad you live with your parents still
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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