Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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