i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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