my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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