My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
