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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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