honey bunches of taint.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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