You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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