btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
