the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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