One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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