apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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