I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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